do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You did what with his pubic hair?
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