There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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