You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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