so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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