I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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