During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She fuckin peed on me
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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