I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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