His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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