Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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