I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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