I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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