His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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