i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
