So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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