No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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