ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Come on in and take your pants off
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