In the future we'll all be gay
If that was your dad, he is hot
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Hippo gnu deer
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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