ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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