The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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