that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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