if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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