So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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