Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
