the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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