I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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