I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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