Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
send nudes
from the living room?
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