I must be too annoying 4 u.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
