distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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