She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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