You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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