That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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