So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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