Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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