Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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