i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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