how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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