Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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