yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Michael Bay diarrhea
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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