new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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