doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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