You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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