i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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