doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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