So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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