marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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