O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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