What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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