that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
