these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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