Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I'm sobbing to NWA
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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