whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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