If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Randomize