everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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