I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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