oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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